What to do in Port Moresby

Credit for compiling this – thanks to the Aussie High Commission, and their Kundu Drum Publication :) I have taken the liberty of removing AHC staff info and added in maps below.

Port Moresby Nature Park (formerly Botanical Gardens)
The Port Moresby Nature Park is situated adjacent to the University of
Papua New Guinea grounds along Waigani Drive. The two kilometre
rainforest boardwalk winds its way under the jungle canopy past displays
of Papua New Guinea and exotic plant species and wildlife displays. A
function area, picnic and BBQ facilities have been established for public
use. The Aviary is home to the Bird of Paradise species including
‘Paradisia Raggiana’ the national emblem. In addition to the birds of
paradise, other fauna native to Papua New Guinea is housed throughout
the gardens such as cassowaries and wallabies.

There is a small café open at the entrance to the Park. Insect repellent
is recommended as mosquitoes are in high numbers. Take plenty of
water. You can book a Haus Win for a large group through the main
office. A small admission cost is charged on entry. A guided tour can be
booked for an additional fee (allow up to 2 hours)
Phone: 326 0229 or email portmoresbynaturepark@gmail.com
Open: Mon to Fri 8.00 am – 4.00 pm, Sat and Sun 9.00 am – 4.00


Adventure Park Water Slide and Orchid Garden
The Adventure Park is located at 14 mile on the Sogeri Road. It is a
great family outing located next to the Orchid Garden. The cost of entry
is K30. The Orchid Garden has an extensive display of the many
Orchids grown in PNG and bird aviary which includes the beautiful Bird
of Paradise. The cost for entry into the Orchid Garden is K10. Ph 311


Loloata Island Resort/Bootless Bay/Lion Island
Loloata Island Resort is a popular weekend getaway in Port Moresby. It
is a 30 minute drive along the Dogura Road from Port Moresby to the
pier, before transferring onto the resort ferry for a 15 minute trip to the
resort. Loloata Island resort caters for day trips and also has overnight
accommodation. Water sports abound – there are facilities to swim,
kayak, surf ski, snorkel or scuba dive. Recreational facilities include
volleyball, deck tennis, table tennis, and a selection of cards and games.
Dive Loloata accesses in excess of 30 dive sites which comprise walls,
drop offs, bommies, reef channels, drifts, wrecks and a World War II
Boston Bomber. The resort has a shuttle bus that will collect/drop off at
your residence. There is a charge for this service. For further
information Phone: +675 325 8590 or +675 325 1369
Email: loloata@loloata.com Website: http://www.loloata.com



Bomana War Cemetery
Not far past the turn-off to Sogeri is the large and carefully tended World
War II cemetery where 4000 Australian and Papua New Guinea soldiers
and airman are buried in beautiful surroundings.


Koitaki Country Club
A trip to the Koitaki is a popular day trip. Head past the village of Sogeri,
and then to the left, the club is 10 minutes past the Sogeri National
School. It is up in the hills near Sogeri, it is a country club, with a pub, a
river and camping spots. You may require to join the club to use the
facilities. Phone: 7268 3273 or admin@koitakicc.com.pg


March Girls Resort
At six mile turn right and dead down the Magi Highway for about
40minutes. March Girls is on the right of the highway. The resort has a
picnic and BBQ area right on the beach. Swimming is available. There
is also a shop to purchase drinks and snacks. If you would like to book
the facilities phone: 7225 0993.


Sunset Village Resort – Lea Lea Village
Take the Hanuabada bypass off the Poroporena Highway. Head pass
Napa Napa and the LNG site, continue along the road until the
end. Turn onto the beachside. The resort has a deck and BBQ
overlooking the beach at Lea Lea.
There are cold drinks available from the bar.
For further information contact Penny and Tau on: 7677 3273 or 7629 1677.
Sunset Lodge is open daily from 6am to 9pm.


Remember where you are

It’s Sunday 11am, Jacinta has been back in NZ for a week with the littlest, whist I am solo-dad to the 9 and 11yo – only 1.5 weeks to go till Jacinta gets back.

I’ve offloaded Miss11 to her friends place, ducked into work – and now sitting outside awaiting brunch with master9 who is doing his best to ignore me.

The sails are flapping from the Yacht Club next door, and the cafe is very busy with not a spare table. Beautiful warm breeze, great coffee, cold coke.

It’s easy to forget where you are :)


Working in PNG – the short version

I know I haven’t posted much in a while, actually – in quite a while…. Needless to say, it’s primarily due to the “PNG Work” factor. One of the things you get to experience here In The Land of the Unexpected, is the most work that you could ever crave for – it’s a workaholic’s dream, and a partners nightmare…

Before you decide to make the move, ask yourself “is 50 hours too much?”, “is 60 hours too much?”, “is 80 hours too much?”. Am I happy living my job, socializing with my colleagues, getting on each other nerves, dreaming work, having lunch interrupted by someone trying to do a deal, having your evenings and weekends decimated, your wife and/or husband pissed off with you. Yup – welcome to your Expat Job here in PNG! That’s not to say that there aren’t great rewards, however most of the unhappy expats are those that aren’t happy with the amount of work… Even harder is seeing other Expats (tax-free ones are the best) going off out of country, or over to Tufi etc, whilst you are doing the hard slog trying to get through to a holiday.

But then you have to take stock – you are living in the tropics, an hours flight from Cairns, with diving and fishing on your doorstep. You don’t need to both be working, someone does your cleaning for you, someone else is paying for you to live, and paying for you to go on holiday. You have membership to exclusive clubs, and party up every month. Life’s not bad, and it could be worst – you could be spending 2 hours a day in traffic, connected to work because Internet is so cheap – never getting a holiday, having your staff not respect you and your boss not caring that you are OK… Your partner does the same as you, and the kids forget that you are their parent…

It’s not bad at all :)

Violence and Tragedy here in PNG

As you would have found out, Port Moresby is classified as one of the most dangerous cities in the world. And yes, POM does have its issues, and simple things like the banning of buai sellers may just increase crime in the city (that’s a post for another day).

I have always tried to keep a balanced viewpoint on PNG, and it would be remiss of me to not blog about some of the bad shit that does happen here, just as it happens everywhere else in the world.

What I am about to blog about are true stories that have affected me, or that I have been involved in. You do need to take into account that I am pretty happy living here, and that what is fine for me, may not be for you. It is also important to remember, that acts of violence can be significantly attributed to poverty, lack of social welfare, poor wages, lack of education, and of course the tribal nature that is PNG. Most acts of violence do not affect expatriates, unless you are in the wrong place at the wrong time.

I have removed some of the detail out, as I don’t want some of this to adversely affect people’s viewpoints, nor endanger Papua New Guineas tourism, or locations.

On Violence:

Unfortunately, myself and my family were in a very safe area, when a group of 20 plus men ran into the area chasing another man. They were picking up bricks, rocks, sticks and were carrying bush knives (machetes), and were attacking the man that they were chasing. They ran between myself and my 2 older children, and my wife with the youngest. I shielded the older kids, whilst my wife was able to move away to a safer spot as they proceeded to butcher the man they were chasing. During the attack, they grabbed a random young 11 year old boy who was an innocent, and proceeded to bash him. Grown men beating a young boy, it was horrific.
The attack lasted mere minutes, and they raced off (now a group of 30 odd) dragging the man and slicing him with the bush knives.
Whilst the attack was happening, I assessed, made sure my family was safe, and didn’t get involved. Then, once it had finished, I helped the other expat that was there and “muscled” up to try and intimidate them not to come back. We assisted the boy who had been beaten, who was then taken off to get help.

It was a pretty horrible thing to witness, and at one stage my wife was less than 2 meters away from a local guy yelling “kill him, kill him” and we were basically right amongst the violence.

It is important to understand, that the violence was a payback, and the man getting butchered had tried to cut off the arm of another man the night before. And surprisingly, he actually survived the attack, although I haven’t heard if he still lives now. The child being attacked was something I will never forget, not only was it cowardly, but as he had nothing to do with the other man, it was completely unnecessary.

I will never forget the sight of those men cutting and slicing the other man – it will stay with me forever. I will never forget the sight of grown men bashing an innocent child – it will stay with me forever.

This is not the Papua New Guinea that I love.

On Tragedy:

On Saturday, I was driving here in Port Moresby. I had been following a ute (single cab truck) that had 2 children in the tray. This is a common sight in PNG and is actually legal… The kids in the ute were tossing things like buai husks off the back of the ute, so I decided to pass them. After passing them, the ute driver decided that he was going to pass me back, and at about 110 km/hr and right beside me (I wasn’t going that fast) he realized that some stupid idiot had stopped in their lane. The driver locked his brakes up and started fish tailing, Missing me by centimeters, the ute then flipped on to its roof throwing the children off the back…

I slowed down, but seeing the crowd and knowing I was going to be in big shit (even though I did nothing) I decided to keep traveling… I rang one of my team to try and get hold of emergency services, which he couldn’t get through to.

There is nothing I could do, but I feel responsible. I could have helped, but if I had stopped, the crowd could have easily turned on me.

The sight of that ute and those children getting thrown out of it, is just cutting me up. I can’t sleep without seeing those kids. I’m frustrated, and angry. It’s just bloody tragic, and so wrong. I suspect that the children could never survive the accident, and I am racked with guilt and sadness…

Don’t let things like this stop you from coming here, just remember that this can happen anywhere. And although what we have seen was horrific, we are still here, we are still making a difference, and we will still speak highly of PNG and its people.

To our families – you may get stressed about us living here. I get stressed in an airplane :) We understand the risks living in a developing country, and they haven’t changed since we’ve been here. We don’t do stupid things, and we don’t take unnecessary risks, but we won’t be locked in a compound like some people live.

To my readers, and people wanting to live and work here in PNG. Check your local papers, there is always bad shit happening….


Rabaul and Kokopo Part 2

Some more photos of our recent trip to Kokopo and Rabaul, enjoy :)

The road from Rabaul Hotel into town

The road from Rabaul Hotel into town

japanese tunnels

Between Kokopo and Rabaul is this series of Tunnels, apparently a hospital from WW2. As you can see – no-one has removed some of the tools and or artifacts, and long shall it remain this way

japanese tunnels

Pretty interesting view out of the tunnels

slaughter pit

This young chap was our tour guide, here is was explaining that this was originally a well, but was then used to chop peoples heads off hence the groove in the top. Personally, the truth should never get in the way of a good story ;) but it’s got some credibility, it does look like a good place for some head chopping

chinese memorial

Apparently a memorial to 3 chinese officers

barge base

Local kids setting up a little market outside the Barge Tunnels


The tunnel goes some 200+ metres back and was used to hide Japanese barges from the Allied Forces. They had to be moved a large distance just to get to the cliff


Took lots of photos of the Barges – in awe of what was done here

xaria barges

Xaria is outside checking out the local kids :)


Amazing condition, and an asset to East New Britain


They sure made them to last


lol – Xaria found another Aunty :)


Colour, Race, Wealth – means nothing to a 3 year old. Xaria, the aunties and the kids all had a great time

kokopo markets

This is the amazing Kokopo markets

kokopo markets

Peanuts for sale at the Kokopo Markets


We spent Sunday at the Rapopo Beach Resort


Nothing but lawn, beach and water at Rapopo Beach Resort. Pretty damn awesome!

zj_war relic

This tank is just sitting beside the main road in Kokopo

beach bungalow view

And if you happen to stay at the Beach Bungalow’s, this is the view looking towards Rapopo and the airport

We loved Kokopo – and would go back in a heart beat,