I’m typing this, somewhere above the Tasman Sea heading from Dunedin to Brisbane. It’s amazing what a good seat, headphones and a empty spot beside you does. On checkin, they asked if I would sit in one of the exit rows – Hell YES! Extra leg room, window seat, and it just so happens an empty seat beside me. My Phitek noise canceling headphones on, Pink Floyd in my gigabit (yes – no iPod here), and my iPad out. I must look like a real geek! I am winging my way via Brisbane to Port Moresby, Papua New Guinea – for a “look/see” before taking up my new role in a few months time. I’m not exactly the best flyer, and this Virgin Pacific Blue plane isn’t really what I expected for a 3.5 hour flight. No movies, have to even buy a coffee, food- yup, optional extra… Funny, the food is in dollars, but it doesn’t say if the $ are Aussie or Kiwi – so I used kiwi. $14 NZ vs $14 AUD – pity the poor soles that just spent a bit more due to changing all their money over. Meal = Ham and Cheese roll, cold of course – and a bottle of Crown Lager – mmmmm. I haven’t had a Crown in years! Funky bottle too – like a mini keg, metal botttle. Made the beer taste different, however that might have been the plastic cup I had to drink it out of.
My evening consists of spending the next 2 hours mucking about, before navigating an airport I have never been to, and then catching a cab to Royal on the Park, some fancy hotel beside the Brisbane Botanical Gardens. Who… Have a twitter account, but don’t respond to a simple question, and don’t respond to an email question via their contact page. Pretty bloody slack really.
I spend the night there, before catching the 8am Air Nuigini flight to Port Moresby – I can’t wait…
My goal in POM is to check things like accommodation, schooling etc – and take heaps of photos for the whanau. I hope I don’t die of the heat – we had snow to 300 meters in Dunedin before I left, and Port Moresby is sitting between 25 and 30 degrees celcius – d’oh
iPhone's logging where you have been
There’s been a lot in the news lately about two “security” consultants who found Apple were logging iPhone’s location and storing them on the iPhone… WOW. – big deal…. not.
Really, who gives a shit if the iPhone is doing this. Some media are saying things like “your wife can find out about your errant ways!” … Hell, if my wife can get a hold of my iPhone, and if I have been unfaithful – she’ll properly see the text’s and emails to my personal email address that I only access from my iPhone. Note for honey: I am not having an affair!
Cmon, if she was really smart – then she’s on to you well before she has to try and steal your
iPhone, figure out what your PIN is, and then be smart enough to find the exact file that the “security” consultants found. By that time – you should just own up to a bit of errant shagging…
What cracks me up – is this useless piece of Internet media drivel http://www.nzherald.co.nz/technology/news/article.cfm?c_id=5&objectid=10721087
An iPhone has a GPS you numbnuts, cellphone triangulation – pffft, so last week
Never underestimate a single tasking male
You might remember me from my popular blogs; The Couch Potato, Slave – the diary of a married man, Cold Wet Fish, or, Begone.. FOOL!
Yes, although incredibly popular my previous blogs were full of comments from people distracted from reality – or bots spamming me all day… Extremely disappointing – I’m sure that you will agree with me, and so, I have decided to redeploy my blogging brain into the abyss that is wordpress and enlighten all of you, my astute and worthy readers.
Introducing “Facticious” – general musing and debunking of the most trivial (or not) thoughts that provide my brain with the ability to do more than single task.
*greetings*