1. you get 83mm of rain in an hour
2. the freeway gained a 5 metre deep pothole – across all 4 lanes – overnight
3. you can drive, over the speed limit, or way under the speed limit – and noone will do anything
4. you can drink, and drink, and drink – then drive and have no fear of a DUI or DIC
5. the first thing you do when you get in the car, is lock the doors
6. there is no such thing as a pedestrian crossing at 8pm
7. big rocks are for landscaping, small rocks for throwing
8. your kids friends parents are your friends too
9. the gun shop is more secure than Mt Eden prison, Alcatraz, and Fort Knox
10. the local cafe is just as secure as the gun shop
11. everyone smiles
12. everyone plays with your kids
13. the baby wanders off, and has been adopted, fed and watered by the family two tables down
14. a shed is a 2mile settlement palace
15. you get the best banana’s in the world
16. and the best coffee
17. you hoard the coffee to take back home, but end up drinking it cause it’s so damn good
18. the duty free stores main seller: coffee
19. the pharmacy will sell you any drug – as long as you know what you are talking about
20. the pharmacy’s biggest sellers: malaria drugs, imodium, coke
21. the perfect footwear is: jandals (thongs)
22. you can buy a pair, from the buai seller
23. along with – cigarette by the each
24. buai (most likely a class C drug in NZ)
25. the buai seller is also a mini bank and can transfer money to your phone
26. mobile internet is cheaper than fixed line internet
27. invitations to events can say: Dress – Tropical Formal, gents a tie please
28. your conversations normally involve telling each other where you found a hidden gem (restaurant, clothes etc)
29. you need to reserve tables at restaurants, or turn up right before 6pm
30. dinner starts at 6pm
31. the sun sets around 6pm and rises about 6am
32. the best photograph is the last one you took
33. the most used appliance is a UPS
34. everyone knows what a genset is
35. when your genset is buggerup, people have sympathy
36. your kids learn to swim – really quickly
37. it’s cheaper to fly to Fiji via Brisbane – than direct (yes -we have direct flights)
38. everyday makes you smile, laugh, cringe, be sad
39. you can buy any sort of animal on the side of the road
40. you can buy fruit and vegetables on the side of the road too
41. the grocery store visit is a highlight of the week
42. the bugs are 10x bigger than the ones at home
43. if you don’t seal it, the bugs steal it
44. there is no McDonalds, or KFC or Pizza Hut – and you are thankful
45. the coke factory and the beer factory – are right across the road from each other
46. the only beer to drink is: SP
47. you have never been so social in your life
48. the local TV station shows pirated movies, half of which are screen cams
49. you can buy designer clothes for a couple of bucks
50. you appreciate … everything.

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